Damn it!

I’m going to throw up. That little bastard of my chief threatened me today. He’s going to get me the sack. After a small talk he got me a chance (a chance for what? I always did my work well). I have two weeks time to improve me. What should I improve if I don’t know what I get wrong? He told me nothing about what I’m doing wrong. Nowhere is it sure. Now, I may seek for a new job. Sorry, for bad words but I’m absolutely furious.

Moritz and Nico

Those are my two sons. The eldest son called Moritz is a tomcat who has bought from a home for animals about four years ago. The youngest but the cheekiest from us all called Nico is the biological son – just my work. At last time Nico loves catching and hitting Moritz. After some catches and hits Moritz got another opinion and hit his paw against Nico’s ear. He had luck and it was only a little injury. Nico has to learn it – don’t hit the cat and the cat won’t hit me.

Good Day

It was a good day today. I slept until 10 in the morning did a bit work in the afternoon and watched the ordinarily rubbish on the telly. Tomorrow is getting hard because the boss of my firm will be present. That’s the disadventage when I have to work in the morning. I love working at night. Work at night bring you some adventages. First: You can sleep in the morning during other people sleep. Second: You have the complete afternoon for you and your family. Third and the important point: No boss that get on your nerves. And Fourth the last point: You get more money.

Have a nice day

So cold

Who has stolen the warm sun? All what I can see are dark clouds and rain. I’m freezing all day. I need a warm place – immediately, ‘brrr’.

A Package

As I came home from work yesterday I found a package in the kitchen addressed to me. I opened the package and looked in. After that I was really feel delighted. I may be crazy but I love the cigar-chomping, trenchcoat-wearing lieutenant.

Genius

If I knew what 2 + 2 equals, I would say 4.

Money due

My wife has just gotten a letter from her health insurance. She has to pay about 20$ for the birth of my son. My son is now 8 months old. The health insurance is kidding her. I hate such insurances who want a lot of money and when you need something you don’t get anything.

Through the wildpark

I’ve never been walking with a baby carriage through the wildpark before. That was new to me and I had a lot of fun.

The reason

The Mulla went to see a rich man.
“Give me some money.”
“Why?”
“I want to buy an elephant.”
“If you have no money, you can’t afford to keep an elephant.”
“I came here,” said the Mulla, “to get money, not advice.”

Sick of it all

I’m depressed. Nothing seems to work, the weather is terrible and some people are getting on my nerves. I hate such days like these. My mind is empty and I feel completely exhausted. This disharmony make me ill. And the worst is that rubbish on the telly.